Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Big Ang Wisdom: "I Woulda Hadda Bettah Time If Youse Two Were There"

FINALLY.  I've watched all my DVR'd episodes of Mob Wives!  This means that my tardy ways bring you a Big Ang two-fer.

FINALLY, we get to see Big Ang in her element, holding court behind the bar at the Drunken Monkey.  There she was, dispensing tough broad wisdom like one of those old school fortune teller machines on the boardwalk down the shore. (Thanks to Reality Aired for this photo since VH1 didn't have the good sense to put up the clip of Big Ang, Drita, and Carla at the bar).  Again, Big Ang summed up my feelings about watching Mob Wives without out her and her magnificent chi chis*: "I woulda hadda betta time if youse two were there."


I also love how Ang dipped out on the Ramona-induced shenanigans at Renee's house with this parting piece of wisdom: "I gotta get the fuck outta here, cuz I'm not stickin' around for this drama, bullshit." Amen Miss Ang.  Amen.



Outside the show (where her screen time is still severely lacking), we also got to see Ang on Rachel Ray (she didn't get enough time to shine) and on Wendy Williams (perfect combination like Stacey Lattisaw and Johnny Gill)

 

*Magnificent chi chis is a copyrighted phrase from the masterful lexicon of Michael K on DListed.  Not really, but I like to give genius credit where genius credit is due.  She truly is the gift that keeps on giving.  I'm glad the rest of the world is catching on.
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